fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

kiaito:

it’s a little peculiar that most people look similar to their favorite characters

even if it’s just something small like their nose or their eyes

there is some sort of resemblance

""I feel," said Blind Io, "that if we wanted people to fly, we would have given them wings."
“We allow broomthtickth and magic carpeth,” said Offler.
“Ah, but they’re magical. Magic… religion… there is a certain association. This is an attempt to subvert the natural order. Just anyone could float around the place in one of these things.” He shuddered. “Men could look down upon the gods!”
He looked down upon Leonard of Quirm.
“Why did you do it?” he said.
“You gave me wings when you showed me birds,” said Leonard of Quirm."
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That last line is so powerful.

Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

(via randombrethren)

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

"

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

The thing about words is that meaning can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes just look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

No one ever said elves are nice.

"
-Lords and Ladies, by Terry Pratchett (via andromeda3116)

olive-the-olive:

dragontameroutofcharacter:

Toichi and Chikage Kuroba were both phantom thieves, or kaitou.  They literally met at their first and last heists, respectively, and were married and had a child within a year.

And they named their child Kaito.  Just imagine them sitting in the hospital, smirking while they sign the birth certificate.

Everyone in this universe is a complete nerd.

toichi and chikage are fantastic everything about them is great

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

In the beginning the Rings of Power were created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

faephobia:

As Bipper, Bill excitedly socialises with Dipper’s friends at the theatre. Note that he and Wendy are sharing a chair.

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"Did he just call me ‘Toots’?"

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Wendy is really not impressed.

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So unimpressed that she moves a chair over.

Man Bipper, you gotta tone it down, son.